He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait. She: Do you want me to leave? He: NO! Don't even think about it. She: Do you love me? He: Of course! She: Have you ever cheated on me? He: NO! Why are you even asking? She: Will you kiss me? He: Yes! She: Will you hit me? He: No way! I'm not such kind of person! She: Can I trust you? He: Yes. Now after the marriage you can read it from bottom upwards!!!

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS: Me sick, no work Boss SMS back: When I am sick I kiss my wife try it 2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss: Me ok, ur wife very sweet

Mein Haqeeqat Houn Samajhtey Hein Woh Afsaana Mujhey Khud Jalaatey Hein Bana Kar Apna Parwaana Mujhey Gardash-e-Dauraan Se Kehdo Housh Ke Baatein Karey! Gham Ke Toofaanoun Se Bhi Aata Hey Takraana Mujhey Un Se Un Ki Bazm Mein Itna Hi Keh Ke Uthh Gaya Raunaqein Tum Ko Mubarak Aur Veeraana Mujhey Jaaney Kya Aadmi Tha, Na-Aashna Lagta Tha Woh Kar Gaya Sarey Shanasaaoun Se Be-Gaana Mujhey Aisey ChhupChhup Kar Kahan Tak Zahmat-e-Jalwa- Gari Hashar Jo Bhi Ho, Nazar Aa Be-Hijabaana Mujhey Meri Tark-e-May Kashi Per, Meri Har Tauba Ke Baad, Ehtiraaman Leney Aaya Meer-e-May Khaana Mujhey Har Naye Saaqi Ne Uff! Hasb-e-Riwayat He Diya Meray He Khoon-e-Jigar Se Bhar Ke Pemaana Mujhey Dekh Kar Iss Dil Ki Thandi Aag Mein Jaltey Howye Hogay Rukhsat Duaayen De Ke Parwana Mujhey

Being a full-time mother is one of the highest salaried jobs... since the payment is pure love. (Mildred B. Vermont)